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Sep. 28th, 2037 11:00 am
fedorafan: (Default)
How's My Driving?

I do appreciate opinions and criticism from those who actually care enough to offer them.
Please feel free to offer up any thoughts you have on my portrayal.
Anonymous comments are on though I encourage anyone with an opinion to say it openly. I like to think of myself as easy going and relaxed.
Thank you for taking the time to comment, I will give each and every comment attention.
fedorafan: (Noir's music)
Noir followed the hologram's directions to the elevator, finding the experience of pushing the buttons and riding in it a strange nostalgic comfort after weeks of camping out.

The music seemed strikingly out of place, but stranger things existed in this tower.

reaching the floor Noir stepped out with an air of caution. Paranoia made him half expect a group of men in suits to ambush him.

[Audio]

Aug. 22nd, 2011 06:05 pm
fedorafan: (Damnit Jinx!)
RRRRRRRRRRRRRAGH I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!!


[Crashing sound]



I swear you only own a restaraunt so you have a steady supply of tables to flip.


I can't stand it! I just can't! I'm done! This is it I have to get out of this damn shop! I have to get out of this flying ghost town!!!



Chill out you third rate gumshoe. What's wrong?


I need adventure! I need mystery! I've become to complaint with my situation! Every day I wake up, check on my data frozen family, go to work, make Pizza, take a nap come home eat dinner go to bed! Day in and day out! This wasn't my dream when I was a boy and this wasn't what my powers were meant for!



what can you do? Things have been mostly quiet...with a few exceptions.


I'm gonna go out there and make some noise! Shake things loose! There are dark creatures doing dark things in this world! The Demon Kings! Remember them? Remember the whole damn reason we were brought to this living undeath!? Where the hell have they been huh? Have we made ANY progress in tracking them down or taking them down?



Probably, you just never check the news feed. Besides don't you think ranting like this with an open comm is just begging for trouble? I don't wanna have to rebuild the shop again.


I don't give a damn! Trouble can kiss my ass I'm coming to show them what trouble really is!



...I'm switching you to decaff.

[Audio]

Mar. 16th, 2011 09:14 pm
fedorafan: (Default)
Alright...I'm going to be calm about this...

...WHOEVER THE HELL BROKE INTO MY APARTMENT AND STOLE MY FROZEN FAMILY HAS EXACTLY ONE MINUTE TO GET THEM BACK TO ME OR I'M COMING AFTER YOU WITH DEATH ON MY HEELS! YOU WILL BEG FOR ME TO LET YOU PASS WHEN I'M FINISHED PUMMELING YOU YOU UNDERHANDED SLIMY SONSOFBITCHES!!!


Alright detective hothead, let's do the deductive reasoning thing now that you've blown your top.

AND THEY OWE ME A NEW WINDOW!!!
fedorafan: (Default)
Oh lookit Mister Big shot! You ain't got nothin' pal! Nothin'!

So...I woke up this morning...

Alone in his bed as usual! Pathetic!

Yeah god man what happened to you? You used to have babes crawlin' all over ya!

And dudes too!

AHEM! So...the talking Mistletoe bastards are back.

Watch the namecalling jerkface!

If anyone figures out how to get rid of them let me know.

In your dreams gorilla boy! We're gonna get you laid before Christmas!

[Text]

Dec. 9th, 2010 10:46 pm
fedorafan: (Bubblepipe musing)
Ya know, all this Christmas time stuff has got me thinking, how many Tamers or Digimon are religious?

I mean I know that there's a hell in my universe, I've been there so I'd like to think there's a heaven. That's about as religious as I get.

Then on the other end of things I've hung out with Norse Goddesses so...yeah.
fedorafan: (Noir's getting pwn'd again)
[Oh hey it's Pico's voice and she sounds like she's about to lose her mind.]

HELP! HELP! NOIR'S DOWN! There's this creepy Ghost girl and she like...pulled something glowing out of his chest! Hurry someone! I can't do anything!!!!
fedorafan: (What's all this then?)
Damnit this chaps my ass.

What a charming phrase.

They can't do this to me, I'm a citizen!

Not of the Digital World you're not.

We just got our asses thrown out of a Diner just because we live at the Inns! Where's the justice in that?

They do reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.

Stop sticking up for them.

I'm just playing devils advocate here.

What the hell you know? I've risked my damn neck for this city how many times? How damn many!?

...seven?

...it's gotta be more then that.

Not important.

Oh right, screw you Gabumon's grille I'll take my money elsewhere if you're gonna treat me like crap just because I'm a tamer. I really thought Tetha had moved on from that kind of mindset.

I'm thinking there's always going to be Digimon who don't trust Tamers no matter what you do or how much you do. Just gotta accept it.

I hate accepting crap like that.
fedorafan: (Flail)
We've got trouble! Big trouble.

ADR-01 is back and somehow even stronger. She managed to cut right through my intangibility and is shrugging off attacks from evolved Digimon like it's nothing.

Bring all your fire power...I got a feeling this is about to get worse before it gets better.

Also? Medical help would be loved!

[Attached: Map marker]

[The sound of Lady Devimon crying out]

Shit! Gotta go!

[Transmission ends]
fedorafan: (Default)
Hello, this is the manager of Jungle Karma Pizza.

Due to some remodeling we're doing we're afraid we have to close for a few days, we will open as soon as possible and have a special party to celebrate.

Until then we thank you for your understanding.

[locked to Jungle Karma Pizza Staff]

Alright you mooks we're closing down until the landlord says its safe for residents to come back to the Inns again, go take care of whoever's important to you and get the hell out of Tetha. Try the Hyperion they seem nice.

[Locked to Friends and family of Noir]

Looks like things are getting started, I want to make this clear, if they attack and only THEN will I be getting myself involved. I'm not throwing any punches till they've put a decent sized hole in my home.

As for the rest of you well frankly I'd feel alot better if you'd skip town but I know how most of you are.

And I swear to Yggdrasil the first person to try and drug me and drag me out of the Inns before everyone else is evacuated is gonna get smacked.

[Audio]

May. 9th, 2010 08:06 am
fedorafan: (Noir's music)
If I may have a moment.

Back where I come from, Earth for those of you unfamiliar, we have a holiday on this day to celebrate Mothers, Mom's, givers of life and packers of lunches.

Because my Mother is...no longer with us, I just wanted to share a memory that I think kind of sums up motherhood.

Even growing up I always wanted to be a detective just like my old man and the guys in the old black and white movies you know? Well as much as I got encouragement from my old man or my sister no one had my back more then mom.

Sometimes I'd try and find mysteries just around the neighborhood...and if I thought I found something suspicious I'd always rush home to show her what I'd found. Even if it was something stupid like [dry laugh] a yard gnome. She always would stop what she was doing to look at it with me and ponder what it could mean. Then when I came home frustrated because I hadn't found anything she'd always give me a hug and tell me I did great. Something about your mom telling you that makes everything better you know?

I even remember her helping bundle me up extra tight one year because there was a Noir movie marathon at the Megaplex and even though it was snowing like the end of the world she fought through he storm and helped me skip class so I could see it.

Mom's are amazing like that you know?

Alot of us here are cut off from our families...for those who aren't you're the lucky ones. Cherish them every day you can.

Go on, hug someone. You know you wanna.
fedorafan: (Default)
[Clicks on the sound of Noir falling out of bed...a snarl.]

What the hell?

...

Where am I?

...Wayne...this has got to be his doing. YOU LISTENING BRUCE? I'M COMING FOR MY DAUGHTER AND I'M GONNA TEAR APART YOUR DAMN ARMY IF I HAVE TO TO GET HER BACK!!!
fedorafan: (Scream1)
[Normal is Noir, Italics are Picodevimon, Underlined is Louis the gator and bold is the tree cult and GIANT WOODMON!]

Hey Yu it's me, just calling to let you know I'll be home in about an hour. Pico and I had a little trouble finding the pepperoni tree but this giant Alligator helped us find it.

On that note he'll be joining us for dinner...we had to apologize for Noir trying to go Crocodile Doggymon on it.

I don't even understand how you can have that movie in your world, how did anyone know what a crocodile was?

Why Ya'll callin' me a crocodile? I'm a gator!

We're not calling you a croc we're...is that tree looking at us?

FOOLS! TOO LONG HAVE WE THE PROTECTORS OF THE FOREST STOOD IDLY BY WHILE TAMERS AND OTHER DIGIMON PLUCK THE FOOD FROM OUR STATIONARY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! WE THE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!

...what the hell are those things?

Some Woodmon...couple of Jyureimon...

T-The trees look angry!

...we can take em.

The hell we can! I say we bail.

TOO LATE! YOU FOOLISH TAMERS AND PARTNERS WILL SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF OUR TITAN PROTECTOR! ARISE ARISE GIANT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODMOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[Rumbling sound, trees crashing about the screams of Noir, Louis the gator and their partners, signal cuts out.]
fedorafan: (Wibble)
Hey um...Gaia? We gotta talk.

Just...before I start I want to say I'm gonna be standing in the front yard waiting for any punishment you have to throw at me and I will take it and much worse if it'll make you happy.

WAIT WAIT!

What?

Did you sign the will yet?

Shut up Pico.

OK *Deep breath* YesterdayIkissedShadowLinkagainI'msorry! I think it was a virus or something I swear! Please forgive me!!!
fedorafan: (Oh Magic Eightball)
Alright, listen up.

Has anyone seen Jinx since last night? She went out to run an errand for the Teashop before dinnertime and hasn't come back yet. Her kid came looking for her and stayed with me last night when we couldn't find her.

Anyone who's unfamiliar with her, we're looking for this woman.

[Attached: Picture of Jinx with Fanbeemon]

She's not the type to disappear without warning anyone and especially not without telling her daughter.

Her partner's missing too which gives me a bad feeling about all this.
fedorafan: (Scream1)
Ah yeah, now that smells good...it looks awful but it smells good.

Green Eggs, Hash, Ham and milk for St. Patties is tradition in the Mendetta clan and by god I'm continuing it.

Milk should not be green, just sayin.

Hey dad, where's your green?

What? I'm wearing a green tie...aw nuts it changed to black. That's the one thing I hate about my powers my clothes all change to greyscale after a couple hours.

Hey whatta we have here lads? Someone not in the holiday spirit!

...did that clover just talk?

Why don't we show this jerk what we clovers think of people who break tradition eh?

Ow...OW OW! Sonofa- Knock it off! HELP!

Geeze look at them go.

Dad's getting his ass kicked by a horde of clover...this is sad.

GET THEM OFF ME! OW OW OW!

Take your just desserts ya pansy!

HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN THE APARTMENT? OW OW OW!
fedorafan: (*Heart*)
So erm...Gaia hey...

...I know this is kinda last minute but it's valentines tomorrow you wanna...go out and do something?
fedorafan: (Default)
Hurry up Noir!

Hold on lemme just find a good mystery to...what's this?

...

The Great Chuumon Detective?

...

Alright I'm game. Coming Pico!
fedorafan: (Default)
Right...for anyone who cares I'm home...I missed you all very much I promise.

Has anyone seen Pico? If not I'll need an escort to the primary village.

Oh...Jungle Karma Pizza is closing at six on Christmas Eve and won't be open again till the 26th. Enjoy your holidays, have some Chinese food.

For the rest of you, what'd I miss while I was gone?
fedorafan: (Digisoul)
*A familiar grunt of pain, the sound of a body hitting the ground and groaning in pain, a deep rumbling voice like a gravel driveway*

I'll keep hitting you till you stop saying it impostor!

Truth hurts doesn't it? You just can't handle it but I'm not running, and I'm not hiding.

I'm James Mendetta, Detective Noir and Teen Titan, the sooner you accept that the better Dad.

LIAR

*What follows is the sound of two men screaming in anger and the crunch of concrete, bodies hitting pavement.*

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