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Oh lookit Mister Big shot! You ain't got nothin' pal! Nothin'!

So...I woke up this morning...

Alone in his bed as usual! Pathetic!

Yeah god man what happened to you? You used to have babes crawlin' all over ya!

And dudes too!

AHEM! So...the talking Mistletoe bastards are back.

Watch the namecalling jerkface!

If anyone figures out how to get rid of them let me know.

In your dreams gorilla boy! We're gonna get you laid before Christmas!

Date: 2010-12-19 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarybarrellove.livejournal.com
I recommend fire, and lots of it.

Of course, some of their ideas aren't half bad, but then, my girlfriend is a stunningly beautiful picture of feminine perfection.

Date: 2010-12-19 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com
I just want them to shut up, I have a girlfriend already she's just frozen...

Stiff as a board is more like it! You need a woman who puts out!

You need to die painfully.

[Shadow magic blast]

Hahaha oh god it tickles!

Date: 2010-12-19 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarybarrellove.livejournal.com
Ouch, tough luck...

...

Take notes for when she unfreezes?

Date: 2010-12-19 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com
OK, not helping.

Yeah you wanna help him get up here and take your pants off!

Get leafrot and die!

Date: 2010-12-19 10:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarybarrellove.livejournal.com
Well, I can either give advice, or I can laugh at your pain.

... And why would I take off my pants and come there, when I can stay where I am with not pants?

Date: 2010-12-19 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nojuice4kevin.livejournal.com
I thought about maybe brewing up some alien weedkiller, but then... I just decided to get some popcorn and watch.

Mmm. Popcorn.

Date: 2010-12-19 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com
You're a real pal longhair.

Sounds like flirtation to me!

As if. Even if I buttered my bread that way he's not my type.

Date: 2010-12-20 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com
Hey, that's my job!

Date: 2010-12-20 03:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com
You're not trying hard enough.

It's cuter when she does it. Kid sister cute.

Oh ho hooo so you're THAT kind of fella huh?

What? NO! Shut up!

She is a sweet thang~ Looking up to her big brother.

[Shadow magic explosion]

Date: 2010-12-20 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com
[Debating, debating, debating...]

Oh my! James, so you DO have a sister complex?

And here....I thought I was just imagining that from big brother.

Date: 2010-12-20 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com
WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON WOMAN!?

The right side! Come on sister get over here and sit in big brother's lap!

Date: 2010-12-20 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com
I have no idea what you're talking about, James.

Oh, I'm too old for pretend Santa's.

Date: 2010-12-20 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com
You have every idea!!

But your big brother wants to stuff your stocking for being so nice!

I'll stuff you damned mistlebastard!

Sorry dude you're not my type.

Date: 2010-12-20 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com
Awwww, but if he doesn't stuff Gaia's or Shadow Link's first, they'll get jealous.

Date: 2010-12-20 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com
I'm telling Santa on you!

Make it a party, two guys, two girls, plenty of moaning!

Date: 2010-12-22 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com
That will be the most awkward letter ever.

But that messes with my OT3

Date: 2010-12-22 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com
I'm sure he gets worse.

You just have to be more flexible. I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

Oh shut up already!

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