fedorafan: (Scream1)
[Normal is Noir, Italics are Picodevimon, Underlined is Louis the gator and bold is the tree cult and GIANT WOODMON!]

Hey Yu it's me, just calling to let you know I'll be home in about an hour. Pico and I had a little trouble finding the pepperoni tree but this giant Alligator helped us find it.

On that note he'll be joining us for dinner...we had to apologize for Noir trying to go Crocodile Doggymon on it.

I don't even understand how you can have that movie in your world, how did anyone know what a crocodile was?

Why Ya'll callin' me a crocodile? I'm a gator!

We're not calling you a croc we're...is that tree looking at us?

FOOLS! TOO LONG HAVE WE THE PROTECTORS OF THE FOREST STOOD IDLY BY WHILE TAMERS AND OTHER DIGIMON PLUCK THE FOOD FROM OUR STATIONARY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! WE THE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!

...what the hell are those things?

Some Woodmon...couple of Jyureimon...

T-The trees look angry!

...we can take em.

The hell we can! I say we bail.

TOO LATE! YOU FOOLISH TAMERS AND PARTNERS WILL SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF OUR TITAN PROTECTOR! ARISE ARISE GIANT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODMOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[Rumbling sound, trees crashing about the screams of Noir, Louis the gator and their partners, signal cuts out.]
fedorafan: (Scream1)
Ah yeah, now that smells good...it looks awful but it smells good.

Green Eggs, Hash, Ham and milk for St. Patties is tradition in the Mendetta clan and by god I'm continuing it.

Milk should not be green, just sayin.

Hey dad, where's your green?

What? I'm wearing a green tie...aw nuts it changed to black. That's the one thing I hate about my powers my clothes all change to greyscale after a couple hours.

Hey whatta we have here lads? Someone not in the holiday spirit!

...did that clover just talk?

Why don't we show this jerk what we clovers think of people who break tradition eh?

Ow...OW OW! Sonofa- Knock it off! HELP!

Geeze look at them go.

Dad's getting his ass kicked by a horde of clover...this is sad.

GET THEM OFF ME! OW OW OW!

Take your just desserts ya pansy!

HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN THE APARTMENT? OW OW OW!
fedorafan: (Noir's getting pwn'd again)
Are you sure you've got all those?

Yeah I'm sure *Grunt*

I could fly up and ask Yu to come down and help...

I've got it...I've got it...I don't got it!!!

NOIR!

[Crash bam crash bounce roll yelp thud groan Noir just fell down the stairs]

...we could have just stored the groceries in your D-reader...

I FORGOT OK?

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