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Mar. 16th, 2011 09:14 pm
fedorafan: (Default)
Alright...I'm going to be calm about this...

...WHOEVER THE HELL BROKE INTO MY APARTMENT AND STOLE MY FROZEN FAMILY HAS EXACTLY ONE MINUTE TO GET THEM BACK TO ME OR I'M COMING AFTER YOU WITH DEATH ON MY HEELS! YOU WILL BEG FOR ME TO LET YOU PASS WHEN I'M FINISHED PUMMELING YOU YOU UNDERHANDED SLIMY SONSOFBITCHES!!!


Alright detective hothead, let's do the deductive reasoning thing now that you've blown your top.

AND THEY OWE ME A NEW WINDOW!!!
fedorafan: (Scream1)
[Normal is Noir, Italics are Picodevimon, Underlined is Louis the gator and bold is the tree cult and GIANT WOODMON!]

Hey Yu it's me, just calling to let you know I'll be home in about an hour. Pico and I had a little trouble finding the pepperoni tree but this giant Alligator helped us find it.

On that note he'll be joining us for dinner...we had to apologize for Noir trying to go Crocodile Doggymon on it.

I don't even understand how you can have that movie in your world, how did anyone know what a crocodile was?

Why Ya'll callin' me a crocodile? I'm a gator!

We're not calling you a croc we're...is that tree looking at us?

FOOLS! TOO LONG HAVE WE THE PROTECTORS OF THE FOREST STOOD IDLY BY WHILE TAMERS AND OTHER DIGIMON PLUCK THE FOOD FROM OUR STATIONARY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! WE THE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!

...what the hell are those things?

Some Woodmon...couple of Jyureimon...

T-The trees look angry!

...we can take em.

The hell we can! I say we bail.

TOO LATE! YOU FOOLISH TAMERS AND PARTNERS WILL SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF OUR TITAN PROTECTOR! ARISE ARISE GIANT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODMOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[Rumbling sound, trees crashing about the screams of Noir, Louis the gator and their partners, signal cuts out.]
fedorafan: (Digisoul)
We're gonna die.

I might...you'll just be reformatted.

Not like that's much better if I lose my memories jerk.


I've died before...it's not so bad till you get brought back. Then you feel everything.

I like feeling things! I've got a boyfriend you know!


Then fly away and I'll hold them off.

Yeah right.


I mean it, get the hell out of here.

No. I've put up with too much to let you do something so stupid alone.


Alright...then let's make this good.

Picodevimon evolve to LADYDEVIMON


OK...two of the biggest bad asses in the Digital world, that freaky robot chick, whoever those creepy looking girls are over there...plus a dark evolved Isha and a crazy monster Menagerie Beastboy...I honestly don't know where to start.

Dodging might be an idea!


[A mighty roar booms trough the speaker and the crunch of ripping tearing wood, a body hitting the ground and the signal cuts out]




[[OOC: Alright now the fun part. To those particular people approved to join in the fun have your hostile's make separate threads and then a hero or group of heroes related to Noir will mix it up with your hostile, Feel free to post any questions in response to this post in ooc brackets]]
fedorafan: (Noir's getting pwn'd again)
Mel...it's me.

Sorry if I worried you by not letting you know where I went I didn't think I'd be gone more then a few hours.

Would you mind coming to pick me up I'm kinda...stuck.

[Attached: Location data for the former location of a saloon and now currently a pile of broken building. Noir is somewhere in the rubble]
fedorafan: (Flail)
W-what the...

...no...no I can't be here again...I've been good damnit! I changed my ways!

N-noir where are we?

...you...YOU DID THIS! LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE!

I-it's her...holy hell it's her!

STAY AWAY! NO DAMNIT NO TAKE ME INSTEAD...
YUNA!!!!!

[The sound of Noir blasting a hole in the roof of the Hinata Inn]
fedorafan: (Noir's getting pwn'd again)
Are you sure you've got all those?

Yeah I'm sure *Grunt*

I could fly up and ask Yu to come down and help...

I've got it...I've got it...I don't got it!!!

NOIR!

[Crash bam crash bounce roll yelp thud groan Noir just fell down the stairs]

...we could have just stored the groceries in your D-reader...

I FORGOT OK?
fedorafan: (Check please)
So you finally got the Warthog back from Skuld huh?

Yeah I feel like taking it out for a spin before work, you coming?

OK but I get to pick the radio station this time.

No I think I will from now on.

...who said that.

Me.

Pico...the car is talking.

"The car" has a name and you better use it from now on!

Skuuuuuuld What did you do?!?

It liiiiiives!

Don't call me "It!" My name is Agatha!
fedorafan: (Check please)

[Sounds of people groaning]


Pico...are we dead?

No...dead doesn't hurt like this. What happened?


I remember that Moosemon jumped out at us...then...did we get attacked by a headless horsemen?

You must have dreamt that.


Yeah..yeah probably...what's this soft thing...G-gaia!?!

Oh this is gonna be good.
fedorafan: (Scream1)
...what just happened?

I think we froze again.

Damnit how long this time?!?

Um...according to this twenty minutes just passed in a blink.

What's that smell...GAH I HAD A PIZZA COOKING!

GETITGGETITGETIT!!!
fedorafan: (Damnit Jinx!)
This is just freaking ridiculous!

She just got unfrozen!

She just moved her stuff in and was making herself at home!

Yggdrasil you bastard.
fedorafan: (Noir's getting pwn'd again)
Everything seems so quiet lately.

Too quiet?

Yeah no kidding...I mean it's like we have the inns back...but it's like a ghost town around here.

Pretty creepy.

Yeah...

I know how to fix this.

Oh yeah?

HiiiiiYAH!

*Crash and a smash as Noir is shoved off the roof to bounce off a tree and crash land in the girls hotsprings*

H-hello ladies...
fedorafan: (dotdotdot O.o)
*Sound of a door closing*

Morning dad.

Hey Yu.

Good morning.

Mom's still frozen huh?

Yeah...we thought if we put her on the sofa she'd look more natural.

I think it's creepy.

Maybe we should like...put a blanket over her so she's not just staring at us.

I think there might be room in the closet....
fedorafan: (Flail)

El Mariachi Loco - Mariachi

Geeze can you believe the nerve of that guy?

The Warthog doesn't exactly fit through the drive through.

So what? I'm a paying customer...and I still can't get over why it's called a Warthog.

Looks like a Puma to me.

Is that a clown?

Looks more like a girl jester...and that looks like a rocket launcher DRIVE MAN DRIVE!

*The sound of tires peeling out and more explosions*
fedorafan: (Noir's getting pwn'd again)
Hey Mel I'm gonna try sneaking you in some decent food for lunch today, what do you feel like? I know this great GAH!!!!

Noir?!?

GEEZE! Freaking ow! Did you see the bee that stung me?

...Noir there was no bee...

Then what the hell was that? Felt like something stung me in the back of the head! Hurt like hell.

Well I was just behind you and I would have seen if anything stung you.

Am I bleeding?

Lemme see...no no you're OK *sniff sniff* And is that a new conditioner?

Yes it is, shut up. I like how it smells.

Oh no I wasn't gonna say anything, very pretty.

Zip it or I'll ARRRRRGHH!!!!

Holy...geeze what the hell Noir?

I dunno but damn that hurt!

Same spot?

...yeah actually.

[click]
fedorafan: (Damnit Jinx!)
*Audio clicks on to the sound of Noir rushing through the halls of the Inn*

Alright...crap um...Daisuke! I need you to take my shifts at Jungle Karma... Erm...hell what's his name?

Hana, Noir slow down you're gonna hurt something.


Shut up. Hana! Look I've been trying to find Yu and I can't. If you don't know where she is find her for me, I gotta...I gotta...

Hey dude have you seen Isha...ACK!

*There is the sound of Noir ramming into Beastboy and the two of them crashing down the stairs*

WATCH WHERE THE HELL YOU'RE GOING!!!

Ahh dude sorry! Leggo!!!


I COULDA BROKEN MY NECK YOU NOT GREEN FREAK!

NOIR! Focus!


Damnit...

*Stomping off*

I'm sorry Beastboy...his sister's been hurt.


Gah...it's OK I get it...is he gonna be alright?


Only if she is...god I wish Jinx were unfrozen...or Yu or Tiffany.


((Ooc: Bold is Beastboy, Italics is Pico))
fedorafan: (Noir's getting pwn'd again)
WHA-CHOO!!!!

Geeze! Say it don't spray it Mendetta.

If I evar catch who drew me oud da freeze...WHA-CHOO!!!

You'll sneeze all over them.

*Groan*

You really ought to see the doctor.

For da last time nobe!

You go to the doctor all the time what are you worried about?

Nod worried, jusd dno dad dares more impordand dings he can dake gare ob.

Yeah well maybe someone can talk some sense into you over the d-comm.

Dammid Pico!

fedorafan: (Flail)
M-m-m-ellissa!!!

I n-n-need clothes n-n-now!!! Help!!!
fedorafan: (Default)
Hey, RJ, Parker where the hell are you guys it's almost noon and Pico and I are still running the shop by our lonesome...

[User Not Found]

[User Not Found]


...Aw nuts.
fedorafan: (Damnit Jinx!)
[The sounds of what can only be described as massive remodeling or deconstruction can be heard as Noir tears apart his room]

Are you sure it's not in the D-reader?

Yes I'm sure I checked it three times already!

And you didn't put it down anywhere?

I never put it down anywhere I'm either playing it or right back in the D-reader it goes!

And when did you say was the last time you used it?

Right before bed last night I was having trouble clearing my head so I went up to the roof and played some while you were with your boyfriend.

There's no need to get snippy.

Just help me look.

[Signal lost as a thrown shoe bounces off the d-comm]

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Apr. 4th, 2009 02:28 pm
fedorafan: (Little kid Noir)
Well the girl prank wore off thank god...and the doctor said I'm fine to go home again as long as I don't pop any stitches.

I think you were a cuter girl.

Shut up...all these physical transformations can't be good for my body.

*Sound of Violin music*

Where'd you get that thing anyway?

It was a gift, really nice too, high end Violin. Better then the one I had at home. Either the guy at the store who had this didn't know what he had or Belldandy is a really good haggler because there is no WAY she'd spend this much on me just as a Christmas gift.

I dunno she seems like the type...then again she's nice enough to get discounts just for being who she is.

Let's go play some nice soft music for Terra, maybe it'll help.

...you still want her to beat you up when she's awake don't you?

Well it won't be the first thing I ask her to do...and I did upset her right before she left, I owe it to her.

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