fedorafan: (Crossdressing is always funny)
James "Noir" Mendetta ([personal profile] fedorafan) wrote2009-03-19 07:22 pm

[Accidental Audio]

There you are...Noir...what are you doing?

Interrogating this bush what does it look like I'm doing?

...OK...so where were you last night? You had me worried sick when you didn't come home.

Couldn't go back to the apartment...listening devices.

...huh?

At first I thought it was just my sister and Batgirl...but now I'm almost positive someone else is stalking me.

...uh huh...do we have proof?

No and THAT'S the proof. There is absolutely no clues...everything's been hidden or cleaned away.

...OK honey we're getting you to bed.

No this bush knows something! We have a system, it shakes it's leaves for yes but stays still for no!

That's the wind Noir.

That's what HE want's you to think.

...oh this should be good...he who?

Trigon.

...did someone bet you to drink Saltwater? Hey come back here!

[Signal lost]

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