fedorafan | [Audio fail locked just for the sake of funny]

So erm...Gaia hey...

...I know this is kinda last minute but it's valentines tomorrow you wanna...go out and do something?

I am totally listening to this and eating popcorn.

[Deadpan, slightly traumatized]

Kevin. Do you have anything that will knock a person out? Preferably into a dreamless sleep?

Yes. It's called vodka.

I'm seventeen. I'm not getting drunk.

I am so entertained by this.

You are aware this world has no drinking age, right?

You know none of the harmful effects that can happen due to alcohol, huh?