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[fedorafan]

Alright...I'm going to be calm about this...

...WHOEVER THE HELL BROKE INTO MY APARTMENT AND STOLE MY FROZEN FAMILY HAS EXACTLY ONE MINUTE TO GET THEM BACK TO ME OR I'M COMING AFTER YOU WITH DEATH ON MY HEELS! YOU WILL BEG FOR ME TO LET YOU PASS WHEN I'M FINISHED PUMMELING YOU YOU UNDERHANDED SLIMY SONSOFBITCHES!!!

Alright detective hothead, let's do the deductive reasoning thing now that you've blown your top.

AND THEY OWE ME A NEW WINDOW!!!

Comments

[hunterdevil.livejournal.com]

Can I ask the stupid question and wonder why your family is frozen?

Or is this another "I'm a new guy" thing?

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

You're a new guy thing.

Every now and then the digital world opts to just randomly freeze people in place. It's a pain in the ass.

[hunterdevil.livejournal.com]

Sounds like one.

Okay! That out outta the way.

Ya got enemies?

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

pft...yeah you could say that.

Noir has made enemies with at least half the digital world just by being himself.

S'not my fault, I'm a jerk by nature.

[hunterdevil.livejournal.com]

My kinda guy, then!

At the very least, if I see someone lugging around a bunch of frozen folks, I'll give a shout out.

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I'll buy you a pizza if you find em before I do.

[hunterdevil.livejournal.com]

Pizza?

...

You ARE my kinda guy!

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

I own my own Pizza place, it wouldn't be that hard.