fedorafan: (Bubblepipe musing)
James "Noir" Mendetta ([personal profile] fedorafan) wrote2009-03-10 07:48 am

[Accidental Audio]

Hey Noir?

What's up?

You ever get the feeling you were being watched?

Sure.

Oh good it's not just me then.

I'm also a hyper paranoid headcase who believes that roughly sixty to seventy five percent of the digital world has plans to kill him.

You're not making this easier on me.

Where's my D-comm I gotta send Link a note...

[faillock to Shadow Link]

Hey man it's been awhile, I'm done hiding out so I hope Vio's not still mad for...ya know. I'll be moving back in tonight, Beastboy's got this creepy Lolita hanging out in his room and sleeping in his bed.

Anyway I've been thinking and it's time for me to admit something to you, my shadow powers kinda still suck compared to what they used to be back home.

Your shocked I can tell.

Anyway, you're the only guy I know with similar powers. Would you train me? That way when you guys are done planning and we actually start doing I'll be useful. I'd really like to learn how to make a good shadow blade like you can.

Re: Locked

[identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
...there might be. I think in trying to get information on the new tamer, someone might think you'd turn traitor.

As stupid as that idea is.

So, yes, I have a reason to worry. Especially since the new one thinks you're a traitor already. As well as Jinx.

...what did you do?

Re: Locked [Artful dodge of the question]

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Well if that new tamer is from the future I'm guessing I didn't do it yet.

Re: Locked

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing like having a surprise or two...the bumbling fool turns out to be a capable fighter with a mind like a steel trap.

Kind of like Columbo or the Inspector Clouseau, I like it.

Locked [And now she's going to make a 'random' accusation to make him flail to try to get the truth]

[identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
And I can't believe you did. I think we're missing part of the story that's very important.

...and with how you're avoiding the question, it's gonna make me think you had a drunken affair with his girlfriend or something.

Re: Locked

[identity profile] turntoshadow.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Who are they?

Re: Locked [And thus a surrender because he knows better then to push it]

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Take out the drunk part, and replace girlfriend with boyfriend.

Re: Locked

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Famous detectives...you really should read some of the books I have on the shelf in there sometime.

Re: Locked [And he'll manage to brainbreak her a bit.]

[identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, so that's i-

...what?

Re: Locked

[identity profile] turntoshadow.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I read the one about this Holmes guy.

Re: Locked [There's a first time for everything.]

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
HA! I finally broke HER brain for a change.

Re: Locked

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
How'd you like it?

Re: Locked

[identity profile] turntoshadow.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Are all detectives like that?

Re: Locked [Give her a moment to counter attack]

[identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You had an affair with a guy?

Who was dating another guy?

Sober?

And I MISSED IT?!

Re: Locked

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
No but he IS one of the best.

Re: Locked

[identity profile] turntoshadow.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
So, they're all 'good guys.' Strange you like them so much.

Re: Locked [Noir you poor fool]

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah...it was just a bit before you got here around Valentines, and it was a kiss not a whole damn affair so don't go getting ideas.

Re: Locked

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I like them for their skill, and not all of them are good guys, the Noir detectives are anti-heroes if not down right villainous when it comes to getting what they want.

Re: Locked

[identity profile] turntoshadow.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
But aren't anti-heroes the one who aim to do good anyway?

Re: Locked [Noir you poor fool]

[identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, so it was just a kiss.

Still no fair that I missed it!

Though I would have never thought you'd kiss a guy. I always thought you were straight as an arrow.

Re: Locked

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Not always, look I read them for the detective work not for the morals. You want evil read some books on war.

Re: Locked

[identity profile] turntoshadow.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm, the skills are interesting.

Re: Locked [Noir you poor fool]

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I am, but I'm comfortable in my masculinity.

Look haven't you read anything about viruses?

Re: Locked [Noir you poor fool]

[identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
....virus?

Re: Locked [Noir you poor fool]

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll take that as a no...right...we're data now which means that computer glitches and viruses can do all sorts of weird stuff to us.

I've got pictures!

[Attached: Pictures of Noirbunny]

Re: Locked [Noir you poor fool]

[identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know about them. I just...didn't think it was that strong.

[Received attachment.]

Ah! HOW CUTE!

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