fedorafan: (Bubblepipe musing)
James "Noir" Mendetta ([personal profile] fedorafan) wrote2009-03-10 07:48 am

[Accidental Audio]

Hey Noir?

What's up?

You ever get the feeling you were being watched?

Sure.

Oh good it's not just me then.

I'm also a hyper paranoid headcase who believes that roughly sixty to seventy five percent of the digital world has plans to kill him.

You're not making this easier on me.

Where's my D-comm I gotta send Link a note...

[faillock to Shadow Link]

Hey man it's been awhile, I'm done hiding out so I hope Vio's not still mad for...ya know. I'll be moving back in tonight, Beastboy's got this creepy Lolita hanging out in his room and sleeping in his bed.

Anyway I've been thinking and it's time for me to admit something to you, my shadow powers kinda still suck compared to what they used to be back home.

Your shocked I can tell.

Anyway, you're the only guy I know with similar powers. Would you train me? That way when you guys are done planning and we actually start doing I'll be useful. I'd really like to learn how to make a good shadow blade like you can.

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Not talking about that, try and stay on topic. Today's topic is, your big brother is being stalked.

Locked

[identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
...one of them is me.

I'm worried!

And I still want to know what you did. If he has a reason for me to be worried about him too.

Re: Locked

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
...there's more then one of you out there? Cripes when did I get so popular?

I assure you, you have nothing to worry about.

>.> And if Vio's still mad at me I deserve it and we'll settle it like men, which means I'll probably let him punch me in the face.

Re: Locked

[identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
...there might be. I think in trying to get information on the new tamer, someone might think you'd turn traitor.

As stupid as that idea is.

So, yes, I have a reason to worry. Especially since the new one thinks you're a traitor already. As well as Jinx.

...what did you do?

Re: Locked [Artful dodge of the question]

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Well if that new tamer is from the future I'm guessing I didn't do it yet.

Locked [And now she's going to make a 'random' accusation to make him flail to try to get the truth]

[identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
And I can't believe you did. I think we're missing part of the story that's very important.

...and with how you're avoiding the question, it's gonna make me think you had a drunken affair with his girlfriend or something.

Re: Locked [And thus a surrender because he knows better then to push it]

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Take out the drunk part, and replace girlfriend with boyfriend.

Re: Locked [And he'll manage to brainbreak her a bit.]

[identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, so that's i-

...what?

Re: Locked [There's a first time for everything.]

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
HA! I finally broke HER brain for a change.

Re: Locked [Give her a moment to counter attack]

[identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You had an affair with a guy?

Who was dating another guy?

Sober?

And I MISSED IT?!

Re: Locked [Noir you poor fool]

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah...it was just a bit before you got here around Valentines, and it was a kiss not a whole damn affair so don't go getting ideas.

Re: Locked [Noir you poor fool]

[identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, so it was just a kiss.

Still no fair that I missed it!

Though I would have never thought you'd kiss a guy. I always thought you were straight as an arrow.

Re: Locked [Noir you poor fool]

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I am, but I'm comfortable in my masculinity.

Look haven't you read anything about viruses?

Re: Locked [Noir you poor fool]

[identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
....virus?

Re: Locked [Noir you poor fool]

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll take that as a no...right...we're data now which means that computer glitches and viruses can do all sorts of weird stuff to us.

I've got pictures!

[Attached: Pictures of Noirbunny]

Re: Locked [Noir you poor fool]

[identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know about them. I just...didn't think it was that strong.

[Received attachment.]

Ah! HOW CUTE!

Re: Locked

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
>.> Yeah...I bought some potions that can do that too because I thought a rabbit form might come in handy.

Re: Locked

[identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I wanna see it in person!

I bet I could even make you a part of my show.

Re: Locked

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
What's in it for me? You could ask Beastboy he's already helping Kaito.

Re: Locked

[identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
The fact it'll make your little sister happy?

*Puppy dog eyes.*

Re: Locked

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll take brothers who are easy to manipulate for 500 Alex.

Re: Locked

[identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
He played a bunny for his little sister's magic show.

Re: Locked

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Noir Cottontail?

You forgot to phrase it in the form of a question.

Damn!

Re: Locked

[identity profile] mendettamagic.livejournal.com 2009-03-10 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
So close too!