[Audio fail locked just for the sake of funny]

[fedorafan]

So erm...Gaia hey...

...I know this is kinda last minute but it's valentines tomorrow you wanna...go out and do something?

Comments

Audio [3/??]

[accidntlgoddess.livejournal.com]

But it'd be really fun and nice...

Audio [4/??]

[accidntlgoddess.livejournal.com]

-I mean, don't think I'm just giving in to you or anything! I'm saying this because I want to and because I don't think we should let our lives be dictated by some...crazies trying to take advantage of our fears-

Audio [5/5]

[accidntlgoddess.livejournal.com]

...But yes. I'd love to.

[Pause, you CAN ALMOST HEAR A SMIRK]

...What're you looking at?



Roasted bird. One day, there will be roasted bird in front of me and I will eat it all.



Good idea.

Re: Audio [5/5]

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

...what just happened?

She agreed.

Oh...OH! Awesome I just...yeah I...*Coughs and steadies himself* cool. Anything in particular you'd like? Dinner? Movie? Theme park? anything my treat.

Fufufu Daddy and Mommy are finally catching up to where they should be~

GAH! Yu go away this is private!

Don't give it all up to Mommy on the first date Daddy make her work for it~

*You can almost hear his face turning red*

[Audio] [She may be a little virus'd right now]

[accidntlgoddess.livejournal.com]

[Oh god sounds so flustered] Dinner. Movie. The simple stuff.

And listen here, young lady, no spying! Or else your Mommy may have to give it up to Daddy tonight just to spite you!



[Evil grin is audible :D] A physical body of 16 would hold up, wouldn't it?

Re: [Audio] [Oh my sweet baby anubus]

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

W-what!?!

WOOHOO! Maybe if she gets him pregnant I'll be born earlier and I'll get to be older and cooler!

H-HEY! You know that's not how it works.

Eyes on the prize detective.

Eyes on her prize? A-ah I mean prizes I-I ah I mean her eyes nother body...yes! I mean not that the body isn't hot it's amazingly hot it's stunning a-and totally sexy and...shutting up now.

Re: [Audio] [Oh my sweet baby anubus]

[nojuice4kevin.livejournal.com]

I am totally listening to this and eating popcorn.

[Audio]

[terra-who.livejournal.com]

[Deadpan, slightly traumatized]

Kevin. Do you have anything that will knock a person out? Preferably into a dreamless sleep?

Re: [Audio]

[nojuice4kevin.livejournal.com]

Yes. It's called vodka.

[Audio]

[terra-who.livejournal.com]

I'm seventeen. I'm not getting drunk.

Re: [Audio]

[badluckbabe.livejournal.com]

I am so entertained by this.

Re: [Audio]

[nojuice4kevin.livejournal.com]

You are aware this world has no drinking age, right?

Re: [Audio]

[terra-who.livejournal.com]

You know none of the harmful effects that can happen due to alcohol, huh?

[Audio] [ :D ]

[accidntlgoddess.livejournal.com]

My my, Mr. Detective, are you trying to seduce me? [Stage whisper] It's working.

Re: [Audio] [ :D ]

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

I-it is!?!

Woo hoo! Go get her tiger!

Hee hee hee, Daddy knows just how to push Mom's buttons~

N-normally that term is a bad thing.

Don't you want to push her buttons?

Push em push em!

*some strangled noise of embarrassed flustered dialogue.

[Audio]

[accidntlgoddess.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. So very, very much.

[While virus'd, she is totally aware of what she's doing to him.]

Re: [Audio]

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

H-how in the multiverse did this not happen sooner? [Nervous laughter]

Because till she got here she was underaged.

...right.

Re: [Audio]

[accidntlgoddess.livejournal.com]

You are so adorable, know that? Well, I'd better get ready, hm~? When are you picking me up, Noir?

Re: [Audio]

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Is five minutes too soon? Just gotta get something nice on.

I dunno I think in this state she'd like your Spider-guy boxers.

Re: [Audio]

[accidntlgoddess.livejournal.com]

Oh my, in such a hurry~ Give me fifteen, I need to freshen up, sexy man.



What're you still doing here Suzaku?