WOOHOO! Maybe if she gets him pregnant I'll be born earlier and I'll get to be older and cooler!
H-HEY! You know that's not how it works.
Eyes on the prize detective.
Eyes on her prize? A-ah I mean prizes I-I ah I mean her eyes nother body...yes! I mean not that the body isn't hot it's amazingly hot it's stunning a-and totally sexy and...shutting up now.
Audio [5/5]
Date: 2010-02-14 12:31 am (UTC)[Pause, you CAN ALMOST HEAR A SMIRK]
...What're you looking at?
Roasted bird. One day, there will be roasted bird in front of me and I will eat it all.
Good idea.
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Date: 2010-02-14 12:34 am (UTC)She agreed.
Oh...OH! Awesome I just...yeah I...*Coughs and steadies himself* cool. Anything in particular you'd like? Dinner? Movie? Theme park? anything my treat.
Fufufu Daddy and Mommy are finally catching up to where they should be~
GAH! Yu go away this is private!
Don't give it all up to Mommy on the first date Daddy make her work for it~
*You can almost hear his face turning red*
[Audio] [She may be a little virus'd right now]
Date: 2010-02-14 12:40 am (UTC)And listen here, young lady, no spying! Or else your Mommy may have to give it up to Daddy tonight just to spite you!
[Evil grin is audible :D] A physical body of 16 would hold up, wouldn't it?
Re: [Audio] [Oh my sweet baby anubus]
Date: 2010-02-14 12:43 am (UTC)WOOHOO! Maybe if she gets him pregnant I'll be born earlier and I'll get to be older and cooler!
H-HEY! You know that's not how it works.
Eyes on the prize detective.
Eyes on her prize? A-ah I mean prizes I-I ah I mean her eyes nother body...yes! I mean not that the body isn't hot it's amazingly hot it's stunning a-and totally sexy and...shutting up now.
Re: [Audio] [Oh my sweet baby anubus]
Date: 2010-02-14 01:33 am (UTC)[Audio]
Date: 2010-02-14 04:21 am (UTC)Kevin. Do you have anything that will knock a person out? Preferably into a dreamless sleep?
Re: [Audio]
Date: 2010-02-14 07:00 am (UTC)[Audio]
Date: 2010-02-14 07:21 am (UTC)Re: [Audio]
Date: 2010-02-14 03:10 pm (UTC)Re: [Audio]
Date: 2010-02-15 07:37 am (UTC)Re: [Audio]
Date: 2010-02-15 07:43 am (UTC)[Audio] [ :D ]
Date: 2010-02-14 04:21 am (UTC)Re: [Audio] [ :D ]
Date: 2010-02-14 03:09 pm (UTC)Woo hoo! Go get her tiger!
Hee hee hee, Daddy knows just how to push Mom's buttons~
N-normally that term is a bad thing.
Don't you want to push her buttons?
Push em push em!
*some strangled noise of embarrassed flustered dialogue.
[Audio]
Date: 2010-02-15 01:30 am (UTC)[While virus'd, she is totally aware of what she's doing to him.]
Re: [Audio]
Date: 2010-02-15 08:44 pm (UTC)Because till she got here she was underaged.
...right.
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Date: 2010-02-16 01:08 am (UTC)Re: [Audio]
Date: 2010-02-16 03:30 am (UTC)I dunno I think in this state she'd like your Spider-guy boxers.
Re: [Audio]
Date: 2010-02-16 04:08 am (UTC)What're you still doing here Suzaku?