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James "Noir" Mendetta ([personal profile] fedorafan) wrote2011-03-16 09:14 pm
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Alright...I'm going to be calm about this...

...WHOEVER THE HELL BROKE INTO MY APARTMENT AND STOLE MY FROZEN FAMILY HAS EXACTLY ONE MINUTE TO GET THEM BACK TO ME OR I'M COMING AFTER YOU WITH DEATH ON MY HEELS! YOU WILL BEG FOR ME TO LET YOU PASS WHEN I'M FINISHED PUMMELING YOU YOU UNDERHANDED SLIMY SONSOFBITCHES!!!

Alright detective hothead, let's do the deductive reasoning thing now that you've blown your top.

AND THEY OWE ME A NEW WINDOW!!!
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[identity profile] ninjastarsfly2.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
A missing's persons case? I'll take it.

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'M ALREADY WORKIN' THIS CASE!

Alright I'm taking your D-comm away, go...fingerprint something.

*Grumbling and muttering*

*Ahem* don't mind him. He's very upset. His sister, Girlfriend, Best Friend and one of his daughters were all kidnapped from the apartment attached to his. There's a window that looks like it was blown apart.

[identity profile] ninjastarsfly2.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be there in a matter of moments.

2/3

[identity profile] lotsacute.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Wibble, whimper.]

3/3

[identity profile] lotsacute.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[BAWL~
Loud Uncle Noir is loud and SCARY!]

Re: 3/3

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
GAH!

I-It's OK Lily! Uncle Noir just lost his temper! I-it's ok! Pleasedon'tcry Your mom is gonna kill me

[identity profile] hunterdevil.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Can I ask the stupid question and wonder why your family is frozen?

Or is this another "I'm a new guy" thing?

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
You're a new guy thing.

Every now and then the digital world opts to just randomly freeze people in place. It's a pain in the ass.

[identity profile] hunterdevil.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like one.

Okay! That out outta the way.

Ya got enemies?

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
pft...yeah you could say that.

Noir has made enemies with at least half the digital world just by being himself.

S'not my fault, I'm a jerk by nature.

[identity profile] hunterdevil.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
My kinda guy, then!

At the very least, if I see someone lugging around a bunch of frozen folks, I'll give a shout out.

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks, I'll buy you a pizza if you find em before I do.

[identity profile] hunterdevil.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Pizza?

...

You ARE my kinda guy!

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2011-03-20 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I own my own Pizza place, it wouldn't be that hard.

[identity profile] gotthescent.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
You need someone to follow the trail of whoever took 'em?

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. The more the better. Whoever did this is gonna be grass when I'm through with them!

[identity profile] gotthescent.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Where'd they get taken from?

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
My apartment. Hinata Inn, third floor.

[identity profile] gotthescent.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. I'm coming.

[identity profile] hiding-monster.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Having a little trouble there? Be careful, you wouldn't want to lose your head.

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that a threat pal? Because I got plenty of asskicking to go around!

[identity profile] hiding-monster.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no no no, simply a warning. Getting angry like that could get you into trouble. In fact I'm more interested in gutting whatever took your family.

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
*Grumble growl*

[locked]

Look no killing. I know what I said but that's not how we do things.

Maiming though? And pain lots of pain. Totally fine.

[locked]

[identity profile] hiding-monster.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I won't make any promises but I won't aim for anything vital at first.

Not to mention I'm treading lightly as it is with Jekyll on the verge of suicide, I can't just go out and have my fun or he will kill us both again.

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[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Jekyll...as in...

...of coarse. Why not. Alright do what you do, but it'll be a race to find the culprit at this point.

Re: [locked]

[identity profile] hiding-monster.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee hee so interesting to be famous here, but yes Dr. Henry Jekyll and myself Edward Hyde.

[identity profile] rider-accel.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
That's certainly troubling.

Judging by responses, I guess you don't have any specific ideas to the culprit?

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Not yet, but I'll find them that's a promise!

He's got more then a couple enemies as is.

[identity profile] rider-accel.livejournal.com 2011-03-20 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
We could certainly help check out the crime scene, if necessary.

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2011-03-20 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah alright, shouldn't be too hard to find. If I leave to follow a lead or something Pico will be here.

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