Life after Death

[Normal is Noir, Italics are Picodevimon, Underlined is Louis the gator and bold is the tree cult and GIANT WOODMON!]

Hey Yu it's me, just calling to let you know I'll be home in about an hour. Pico and I had a little trouble finding the pepperoni tree but this giant Alligator helped us find it.

On that note he'll be joining us for dinner...we had to apologize for Noir trying to go Crocodile Doggymon on it.

I don't even understand how you can have that movie in your world, how did anyone know what a crocodile was?

Why Ya'll callin' me a crocodile? I'm a gator!

We're not calling you a croc we're...is that tree looking at us?

FOOLS! TOO LONG HAVE WE THE PROTECTORS OF THE FOREST STOOD IDLY BY WHILE TAMERS AND OTHER DIGIMON PLUCK THE FOOD FROM OUR STATIONARY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! WE THE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!

...what the hell are those things?

Some Woodmon...couple of Jyureimon...

T-The trees look angry!

...we can take em.

The hell we can! I say we bail.

TOO LATE! YOU FOOLISH TAMERS AND PARTNERS WILL SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF OUR TITAN PROTECTOR! ARISE ARISE GIANT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODMOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[Rumbling sound, trees crashing about the screams of Noir, Louis the gator and their partners, signal cuts out.]

Mel...it's me.

Sorry if I worried you by not letting you know where I went I didn't think I'd be gone more then a few hours.

Would you mind coming to pick me up I'm kinda...stuck.

[Attached: Location data for the former location of a saloon and now currently a pile of broken building. Noir is somewhere in the rubble]

Are you sure you've got all those?

Yeah I'm sure *Grunt*

I could fly up and ask Yu to come down and help...

I've got it...I've got it...I don't got it!!!

NOIR!

[Crash bam crash bounce roll yelp thud groan Noir just fell down the stairs]

...we could have just stored the groceries in your D-reader...

I FORGOT OK?

[Sounds of people groaning]

Pico...are we dead?

No...dead doesn't hurt like this. What happened?

I remember that Moosemon jumped out at us...then...did we get attacked by a headless horsemen?

You must have dreamt that.

Yeah..yeah probably...what's this soft thing...G-gaia!?!

Oh this is gonna be good.

This is just freaking ridiculous!

She just got unfrozen!

She just moved her stuff in and was making herself at home!

Yggdrasil you bastard.

*Sound of a door closing*

Morning dad.

Hey Yu.

Good morning.

Mom's still frozen huh?

Yeah...we thought if we put her on the sofa she'd look more natural.

I think it's creepy.

Maybe we should like...put a blanket over her so she's not just staring at us.

I think there might be room in the closet....

Hey Mel I'm gonna try sneaking you in some decent food for lunch today, what do you feel like? I know this great GAH!!!!

Noir?!?

GEEZE! Freaking ow! Did you see the bee that stung me?

...Noir there was no bee...

Then what the hell was that? Felt like something stung me in the back of the head! Hurt like hell.

Well I was just behind you and I would have seen if anything stung you.

Am I bleeding?

Lemme see...no no you're OK *sniff sniff* And is that a new conditioner?

Yes it is, shut up. I like how it smells.

Oh no I wasn't gonna say anything, very pretty.

Zip it or I'll ARRRRRGHH!!!!

Holy...geeze what the hell Noir?

I dunno but damn that hurt!

Same spot?

...yeah actually.

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WHA-CHOO!!!!

Geeze! Say it don't spray it Mendetta.

If I evar catch who drew me oud da freeze...WHA-CHOO!!!

You'll sneeze all over them.

*Groan*

You really ought to see the doctor.

For da last time nobe!

You go to the doctor all the time what are you worried about?

Nod worried, jusd dno dad dares more impordand dings he can dake gare ob.

Yeah well maybe someone can talk some sense into you over the d-comm.

Dammid Pico!

Hey, RJ, Parker where the hell are you guys it's almost noon and Pico and I are still running the shop by our lonesome...

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...Aw nuts.

Well the girl prank wore off thank god...and the doctor said I'm fine to go home again as long as I don't pop any stitches.

I think you were a cuter girl.

Shut up...all these physical transformations can't be good for my body.

*Sound of Violin music*

Where'd you get that thing anyway?

It was a gift, really nice too, high end Violin. Better then the one I had at home. Either the guy at the store who had this didn't know what he had or Belldandy is a really good haggler because there is no WAY she'd spend this much on me just as a Christmas gift.

I dunno she seems like the type...then again she's nice enough to get discounts just for being who she is.

Let's go play some nice soft music for Terra, maybe it'll help.

...you still want her to beat you up when she's awake don't you?

Well it won't be the first thing I ask her to do...and I did upset her right before she left, I owe it to her.