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James "Noir" Mendetta ([personal profile] fedorafan) wrote2011-03-16 09:14 pm

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Alright...I'm going to be calm about this...

...WHOEVER THE HELL BROKE INTO MY APARTMENT AND STOLE MY FROZEN FAMILY HAS EXACTLY ONE MINUTE TO GET THEM BACK TO ME OR I'M COMING AFTER YOU WITH DEATH ON MY HEELS! YOU WILL BEG FOR ME TO LET YOU PASS WHEN I'M FINISHED PUMMELING YOU YOU UNDERHANDED SLIMY SONSOFBITCHES!!!


Alright detective hothead, let's do the deductive reasoning thing now that you've blown your top.

AND THEY OWE ME A NEW WINDOW!!!

[identity profile] ninjastarsfly2.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
A missing's persons case? I'll take it.

[identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'M ALREADY WORKIN' THIS CASE!

Alright I'm taking your D-comm away, go...fingerprint something.

*Grumbling and muttering*

*Ahem* don't mind him. He's very upset. His sister, Girlfriend, Best Friend and one of his daughters were all kidnapped from the apartment attached to his. There's a window that looks like it was blown apart.

[identity profile] ninjastarsfly2.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be there in a matter of moments.