[Audio][Accidentally left unlocked because...well he got distracted.]

[fedorafan]

[Normal is Noir, Italics are Picodevimon, Underlined is Louis the gator and bold is the tree cult and GIANT WOODMON!]

Hey Yu it's me, just calling to let you know I'll be home in about an hour. Pico and I had a little trouble finding the pepperoni tree but this giant Alligator helped us find it.

On that note he'll be joining us for dinner...we had to apologize for Noir trying to go Crocodile Doggymon on it.

I don't even understand how you can have that movie in your world, how did anyone know what a crocodile was?

Why Ya'll callin' me a crocodile? I'm a gator!

We're not calling you a croc we're...is that tree looking at us?

FOOLS! TOO LONG HAVE WE THE PROTECTORS OF THE FOREST STOOD IDLY BY WHILE TAMERS AND OTHER DIGIMON PLUCK THE FOOD FROM OUR STATIONARY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! WE THE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!

...what the hell are those things?

Some Woodmon...couple of Jyureimon...

T-The trees look angry!

...we can take em.

The hell we can! I say we bail.

TOO LATE! YOU FOOLISH TAMERS AND PARTNERS WILL SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF OUR TITAN PROTECTOR! ARISE ARISE GIANT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODMOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[Rumbling sound, trees crashing about the screams of Noir, Louis the gator and their partners, signal cuts out.]

Comments

[copperfanboy.livejournal.com]

... But Woodmon's only an adult!

1/2

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT LEVEL HE IS WHEN HE'S THE SIZE OF A THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE BALLOON! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES A SPLINTER FROM THIS GUY COULD TAKE OFF A LEG!

2/2

[born2playhorn.livejournal.com]

THERESNOPLACELIKEHOMETHERESNOPLACELIKEHOME!

[takashi-waku.livejournal.com]

What the hell--

--Is that Louis?

--Are you guys being attacked by trees?

What the hell?

What the hell...

Italics are pico, underlined are Louis. Bold is GIANT WOODMON

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

[gasp pant crash]

You must be new here, Noir Mendetta Digital Worlds most unlucky detective!

And I'm Picodevimon his Gal friday.

But it's only Thursday!

Less talkin' more running!

WE WILL BATHE IN THE SAP OF OUR ENEMIES!!!

[takashi-waku.livejournal.com]

Oh God. Sadistic trees.

Well, Woodmon can be very hostile.

Try playing dead?

[born2playhorn.livejournal.com]

If we slow down we won't just be playing dead!

GATOR? What are you doing!?

I'm gonna hug him! It's earth day maybe he just wants a hug!

RUN YOU FAT FOOL!

[takashi-waku.livejournal.com]

That is not a good ide--

--Nice knowing you guys.

[guardianofearth.livejournal.com]

O_O;

Umm... could you guys use some help?

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

NO YOU FOOL YOU'LL KILL US ALL!

[guardianofearth.livejournal.com]

Yep, I think he could use some help. I'll get the Napalm we made for Gluttony ready.

Fanbeemon, they are in the middle of the jungle. Even I know that is a bad idea.

Okay, fine! Classic bombardment it is then. ...Killjoy.

Come on, lets get going before those Woodmon catch them.

[fasternlightbot.livejournal.com]

If only Fanface could see this.