Life after Death

[Normal is Noir, Italics are Picodevimon, Underlined is Louis the gator and bold is the tree cult and GIANT WOODMON!]

Hey Yu it's me, just calling to let you know I'll be home in about an hour. Pico and I had a little trouble finding the pepperoni tree but this giant Alligator helped us find it.

On that note he'll be joining us for dinner...we had to apologize for Noir trying to go Crocodile Doggymon on it.

I don't even understand how you can have that movie in your world, how did anyone know what a crocodile was?

Why Ya'll callin' me a crocodile? I'm a gator!

We're not calling you a croc we're...is that tree looking at us?

FOOLS! TOO LONG HAVE WE THE PROTECTORS OF THE FOREST STOOD IDLY BY WHILE TAMERS AND OTHER DIGIMON PLUCK THE FOOD FROM OUR STATIONARY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! WE THE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!

...what the hell are those things?

Some Woodmon...couple of Jyureimon...

T-The trees look angry!

...we can take em.

The hell we can! I say we bail.

TOO LATE! YOU FOOLISH TAMERS AND PARTNERS WILL SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF OUR TITAN PROTECTOR! ARISE ARISE GIANT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODMOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[Rumbling sound, trees crashing about the screams of Noir, Louis the gator and their partners, signal cuts out.]

Right...hi.

So first order of business if anyone sees a pink haired singing robot chick? Her name is Teto or so she said over and over again, she has a wrath seal and she dropped an entire freaking bar on me. Crazy bitch.

Second order of business. Thanksgiving. Tiffany's already told me she's got the ingredients so I'll be helping her make Dinner at the Mendetta apartment. Friends and family are all invited to share in our feast. Dinner will be at five though I know Yu will be showing movies on our big beautiful flatscreen from noon on after the Parade is done on T.V.

Thanks and have a happy Holiday weekend.

Good morning Yu.

*There sounds like some kind of growling in response*

Rough night huh?

*A snarl*

Right...you want some bacon before you go to sleep?

*No response this time but the sound of chewing a moment later signals that she accepted.*

Not so bad camping in the park...had an old cat come up to me yesterday and start babbling on about foxes for some reason. Kinda funny.

*Can't talk dad, nomming*

...Is that a penguin?

...where?

Over there, by the tree, is that a penguin and a Digimon?

That is so cool!

Alright kids, for those of you NOT going to prom for whatever reason, Jungle Karma Pizza of Tetha is happy to provide you with something to do other then mope around about how you couldn't land a date.

Like you?

I didn't want a date, I didn't try for a date, shut up.

So lonely, so very very lonely.

Shaddup! Anyway we'll be having an outdoor movie night just outside Jungle Karma. It's free to get in but there will be Pizza and drinks you can buy to enjoy during the double feature.

We'll be showing "I Saw What You Ate Last Tuesday" by Cleavon Schpielbunk and IronMon Note to self, return Beastboy's movies before he notices them missing.

Bring your own blankets, chairs, hammocks, pillows or whatever.