Life after Death

RRRRRRRRRRRRRAGH I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!!!


[Crashing sound]



I swear you only own a restaraunt so you have a steady supply of tables to flip.


I can't stand it! I just can't! I'm done! This is it I have to get out of this damn shop! I have to get out of this flying ghost town!!!



Chill out you third rate gumshoe. What's wrong?


I need adventure! I need mystery! I've become to complaint with my situation! Every day I wake up, check on my data frozen family, go to work, make Pizza, take a nap come home eat dinner go to bed! Day in and day out! This wasn't my dream when I was a boy and this wasn't what my powers were meant for!



what can you do? Things have been mostly quiet...with a few exceptions.


I'm gonna go out there and make some noise! Shake things loose! There are dark creatures doing dark things in this world! The Demon Kings! Remember them? Remember the whole damn reason we were brought to this living undeath!? Where the hell have they been huh? Have we made ANY progress in tracking them down or taking them down?



Probably, you just never check the news feed. Besides don't you think ranting like this with an open comm is just begging for trouble? I don't wanna have to rebuild the shop again.


I don't give a damn! Trouble can kiss my ass I'm coming to show them what trouble really is!



...I'm switching you to decaff.

Oh lookit Mister Big shot! You ain't got nothin' pal! Nothin'!

So...I woke up this morning...

Alone in his bed as usual! Pathetic!

Yeah god man what happened to you? You used to have babes crawlin' all over ya!

And dudes too!

AHEM! So...the talking Mistletoe bastards are back.

Watch the namecalling jerkface!

If anyone figures out how to get rid of them let me know.

In your dreams gorilla boy! We're gonna get you laid before Christmas!

[Oh hey it's Pico's voice and she sounds like she's about to lose her mind.]

HELP! HELP! NOIR'S DOWN! There's this creepy Ghost girl and she like...pulled something glowing out of his chest! Hurry someone! I can't do anything!!!!

We've got trouble! Big trouble.

ADR-01 is back and somehow even stronger. She managed to cut right through my intangibility and is shrugging off attacks from evolved Digimon like it's nothing.

Bring all your fire power...I got a feeling this is about to get worse before it gets better.

Also? Medical help would be loved!

[Attached: Map marker]

[The sound of Lady Devimon crying out]

Shit! Gotta go!

[Transmission ends]

If I may have a moment.

Back where I come from, Earth for those of you unfamiliar, we have a holiday on this day to celebrate Mothers, Mom's, givers of life and packers of lunches.

Because my Mother is...no longer with us, I just wanted to share a memory that I think kind of sums up motherhood.

Even growing up I always wanted to be a detective just like my old man and the guys in the old black and white movies you know? Well as much as I got encouragement from my old man or my sister no one had my back more then mom.

Sometimes I'd try and find mysteries just around the neighborhood...and if I thought I found something suspicious I'd always rush home to show her what I'd found. Even if it was something stupid like [dry laugh] a yard gnome. She always would stop what she was doing to look at it with me and ponder what it could mean. Then when I came home frustrated because I hadn't found anything she'd always give me a hug and tell me I did great. Something about your mom telling you that makes everything better you know?

I even remember her helping bundle me up extra tight one year because there was a Noir movie marathon at the Megaplex and even though it was snowing like the end of the world she fought through he storm and helped me skip class so I could see it.

Mom's are amazing like that you know?

Alot of us here are cut off from our families...for those who aren't you're the lucky ones. Cherish them every day you can.

Go on, hug someone. You know you wanna.

[Normal is Noir, Italics are Picodevimon, Underlined is Louis the gator and bold is the tree cult and GIANT WOODMON!]

Hey Yu it's me, just calling to let you know I'll be home in about an hour. Pico and I had a little trouble finding the pepperoni tree but this giant Alligator helped us find it.

On that note he'll be joining us for dinner...we had to apologize for Noir trying to go Crocodile Doggymon on it.

I don't even understand how you can have that movie in your world, how did anyone know what a crocodile was?

Why Ya'll callin' me a crocodile? I'm a gator!

We're not calling you a croc we're...is that tree looking at us?

FOOLS! TOO LONG HAVE WE THE PROTECTORS OF THE FOREST STOOD IDLY BY WHILE TAMERS AND OTHER DIGIMON PLUCK THE FOOD FROM OUR STATIONARY BROTHERS AND SISTERS! WE THE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT!

...what the hell are those things?

Some Woodmon...couple of Jyureimon...

T-The trees look angry!

...we can take em.

The hell we can! I say we bail.

TOO LATE! YOU FOOLISH TAMERS AND PARTNERS WILL SUFFER AT THE HANDS OF OUR TITAN PROTECTOR! ARISE ARISE GIANT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODMOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[Rumbling sound, trees crashing about the screams of Noir, Louis the gator and their partners, signal cuts out.]

Alright, listen up.

Has anyone seen Jinx since last night? She went out to run an errand for the Teashop before dinnertime and hasn't come back yet. Her kid came looking for her and stayed with me last night when we couldn't find her.

Anyone who's unfamiliar with her, we're looking for this woman.

[Attached: Picture of Jinx with Fanbeemon]

She's not the type to disappear without warning anyone and especially not without telling her daughter.

Her partner's missing too which gives me a bad feeling about all this.

So erm...Gaia hey...

...I know this is kinda last minute but it's valentines tomorrow you wanna...go out and do something?

Right...for anyone who cares I'm home...I missed you all very much I promise.

Has anyone seen Pico? If not I'll need an escort to the primary village.

Oh...Jungle Karma Pizza is closing at six on Christmas Eve and won't be open again till the 26th. Enjoy your holidays, have some Chinese food.

For the rest of you, what'd I miss while I was gone?