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[fedorafan]

[There is a high pitched shriek followed by the sound of a little girl cursing like a sailor and ending with a rage cry of]

YGGDRASIL YOU BASTARD!

<em> Aw you're so cute now! You were weird when you were all womanly. </em>

I have become my own worst nightmare.

Comments

[harisen-x-sword.livejournal.com]

Oh god this is funny XD

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

I feel sick.

[harisen-x-sword.livejournal.com]

That would be you trying to adjust to a pint size body.

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Is this some kind of virus or is there someone I can punch in the groin for this? As a little girl I am now allowed access to the groin punch move that honorable men aren't allowed.

[harisen-x-sword.livejournal.com]

Maybe, maybe not ^_^

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

YA know for how highly Jinx speaks of you you're not being very helpful.

[harisen-x-sword.livejournal.com]

I usually am. But I just like joshing you around.

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Now is not the time for humor, now is the time for REVENGE!

[rhodetokamelot.livejournal.com]

[brb giggling]

[Loli Noir is out for revenge]

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Hey you, shut up.

[Road tells him to bring it on]

[rhodetokamelot.livejournal.com]

Is the silly detective unhappy~?

[harisen-x-sword.livejournal.com]

Revenge is so overrated.

[Loli Noir will make you pay...ohhhhh will he make you pay]

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Gee no not at all I love being admitted to the hospital with knife wounds in my back and stomach put there by a crazy bitch.

Oh by the way? I've got Mr. Animal Man Hostage.

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Alright so how would you handle someone who put a series of knives in your back after changing your sex?

Oh, and one in the gut, got stabbed there too.

[Road will just stabbity stab him again >D]

[rhodetokamelot.livejournal.com]

So rude, silly detective~

Mr. Animal Man is about to get a new roommate!

How does Road feel about being teleported into the sewers and abandoned there?

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

...he's what? Who?

... she'll kill the rats and smear the walls with their blood as she tries to find a way out

[rhodetokamelot.livejournal.com]

Jasdevi~! My family!

Good times had by all then, except the rats.

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Mother of god there's more of you freaks?

[rhodetokamelot.livejournal.com]

Don't call my family freaks! The Earl loves us all!

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

If they are anything like you they are complete psychotic freaks.

Now get the hell out of my home and take you're freak family with you.

[rhodetokamelot.livejournal.com]

No.

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

...damn I wasn't prepared for that.

Why the hell haven't any of the landlords or guardians noticed the other posts about you stabbing me? What a pain in the ass...

[rhodetokamelot.livejournal.com]

*more giggling*

[harisen-x-sword.livejournal.com]

Don't start the fight first of. You totally provoked that girl.

Secondly, you're not much in the brain category if you're picking fights right now.

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

I didn't start this she did! I don't hit girls unless they attack me first! My dad may have been an asshole but he taught me right from wrong and did a damn fine job of it till I he found out I was a metahuman.

No one ever accused me of being smart, I want that knife wielding psycho out before she hurts anyone else.

[harisen-x-sword.livejournal.com]

Right right.

Look, give it time. I know you really don't like this Road girl but you have to admit, there's nothing you can actually do about it right now. Just telling her to get out got you shivved.

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

I think you misunderstand the events as they took place.

Noir: *Dragged into Kitchen by Road, forced to drink Tea that turns him into girl. Noir goes intangible and runs through her.*

Harmless prank (mostly) And harmless payback

Road: *Uses crazy magic or mind powers or something to put five knives in my back, and buries a knife in my gut!*

Noir: *Sent to the hospital*

Rest of the Inn: *Life moves on like it never happened*


Do you SEE my frustration?

Oh and I forgot...

[locked]

Noir's idiot sister goes looking to avenge him ignoring his warnings and putting herself in danger!!!

[locked]

[harisen-x-sword.livejournal.com]

LOOK.

We're not here to play favorites Noir. But we are building a serious legal case against this girl. It's obvious whoever plays her "Keeper" isn't here, and Coldrock's been monitoring her for quite some time now.

If she really does try to outright kill you for being not fun, yell for Coldrock. The weapon systems in the building will detain her and we'll hand her over to DATS. I trust them more than the so-called Tetha Police.

Unfortunately your sister might have to learn the hard way. Here, I'm forwarding you a remote station and a direct line to Coldrock. If the events play out wrong, get him to use the security measures in the building.

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[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Now that's more like it!

...

Sorry I snapped at you...it's a little stressful despite me getting stabbed becoming a regular occasion.

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[harisen-x-sword.livejournal.com]

No worries. I imagine it must be frustrating for things like this to happen all the time.

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[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Remind me to tell you the tale of how the Mendetta family became cursed, it's quiet riveting.

Thank you.