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Apr. 3rd, 2009 10:42 pm
fedorafan: (Little girl Noir: OMG)
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[There is a high pitched shriek followed by the sound of a little girl cursing like a sailor and ending with a rage cry of]

YGGDRASIL YOU BASTARD!


<em> Aw you're so cute now! You were weird when you were all womanly. </em>

I have become my own worst nightmare.


Date: 2009-04-04 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harisen-x-sword.livejournal.com
Oh god this is funny XD

Date: 2009-04-04 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harisen-x-sword.livejournal.com
That would be you trying to adjust to a pint size body.

Date: 2009-04-04 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com
Is this some kind of virus or is there someone I can punch in the groin for this? As a little girl I am now allowed access to the groin punch move that honorable men aren't allowed.

Date: 2009-04-04 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com
YA know for how highly Jinx speaks of you you're not being very helpful.

Date: 2009-04-04 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harisen-x-sword.livejournal.com
I usually am. But I just like joshing you around.

Date: 2009-04-04 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com
Now is not the time for humor, now is the time for REVENGE!

Date: 2009-04-04 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com
Alright so how would you handle someone who put a series of knives in your back after changing your sex?

Oh, and one in the gut, got stabbed there too.

Date: 2009-04-04 08:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harisen-x-sword.livejournal.com
Don't start the fight first of. You totally provoked that girl.

Secondly, you're not much in the brain category if you're picking fights right now.

Date: 2009-04-04 08:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com
I didn't start this she did! I don't hit girls unless they attack me first! My dad may have been an asshole but he taught me right from wrong and did a damn fine job of it till I he found out I was a metahuman.

No one ever accused me of being smart, I want that knife wielding psycho out before she hurts anyone else.

Date: 2009-04-04 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harisen-x-sword.livejournal.com
Right right.

Look, give it time. I know you really don't like this Road girl but you have to admit, there's nothing you can actually do about it right now. Just telling her to get out got you shivved.

Date: 2009-04-04 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com
I think you misunderstand the events as they took place.

Noir: *Dragged into Kitchen by Road, forced to drink Tea that turns him into girl. Noir goes intangible and runs through her.*

Harmless prank (mostly) And harmless payback

Road: *Uses crazy magic or mind powers or something to put five knives in my back, and buries a knife in my gut!*

Noir: *Sent to the hospital*

Rest of the Inn: *Life moves on like it never happened*


Do you SEE my frustration?

Oh and I forgot...

[locked]

Noir's idiot sister goes looking to avenge him ignoring his warnings and putting herself in danger!!!

[locked]

Date: 2009-04-04 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harisen-x-sword.livejournal.com
LOOK.

We're not here to play favorites Noir. But we are building a serious legal case against this girl. It's obvious whoever plays her "Keeper" isn't here, and Coldrock's been monitoring her for quite some time now.

If she really does try to outright kill you for being not fun, yell for Coldrock. The weapon systems in the building will detain her and we'll hand her over to DATS. I trust them more than the so-called Tetha Police.

Unfortunately your sister might have to learn the hard way. Here, I'm forwarding you a remote station and a direct line to Coldrock. If the events play out wrong, get him to use the security measures in the building.
Edited Date: 2009-04-04 03:43 pm (UTC)

Re: [locked]

Date: 2009-04-04 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com
Now that's more like it!

...

Sorry I snapped at you...it's a little stressful despite me getting stabbed becoming a regular occasion.

Re: [locked]

Date: 2009-04-04 04:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harisen-x-sword.livejournal.com
No worries. I imagine it must be frustrating for things like this to happen all the time.

Re: [locked]

Date: 2009-04-04 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com
Remind me to tell you the tale of how the Mendetta family became cursed, it's quiet riveting.

Thank you.

Date: 2009-04-04 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rhodetokamelot.livejournal.com
[brb giggling]
From: [identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com
Gee no not at all I love being admitted to the hospital with knife wounds in my back and stomach put there by a crazy bitch.

Oh by the way? I've got Mr. Animal Man Hostage.

[Road will just stabbity stab him again >D]

Date: 2009-04-04 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rhodetokamelot.livejournal.com
So rude, silly detective~

Mr. Animal Man is about to get a new roommate!

Date: 2009-04-04 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rhodetokamelot.livejournal.com
Don't call my family freaks! The Earl loves us all!

Date: 2009-04-04 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com
If they are anything like you they are complete psychotic freaks.

Now get the hell out of my home and take you're freak family with you.

Date: 2009-04-04 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fedorafan.livejournal.com
...damn I wasn't prepared for that.

Why the hell haven't any of the landlords or guardians noticed the other posts about you stabbing me? What a pain in the ass...

Date: 2009-04-04 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rhodetokamelot.livejournal.com
*more giggling*

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