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[fedorafan]

*Pico's whispered voice*

OK, I'm not sure what's going on but Jinx just came in here and stole a bunch of Noir's clothes...and I'm human...whatever...I'm gonna video tape Noir's freakout...

*Sound of Noir snoring lightly, video clicks on so you can see him from Pico's point of view.*

Noir...Noir sweetie wake up.

G'way Pico it's late and I'm sleepy...

Noir look at me!

*Noir opens his eyes...blinks twice and screams a look of absolute terror on his face falling out of his chair he amazingly scrambles to his feet and shoves Pico out of the way*

"NO, NO NO NO NOT AGAIN GO AWAY IT CAN'T HAPPEN AGAIN!"

*He escapes out the door scrambling on all fours*

...Wow I must be one butt ugly human...

Comments

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Something tells me that you may have reminded him of something in his past. I wouldn't take it personally.

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Seriously though what the hell? Guy wakes up to a naked girl and screams like I'm holding a knife? Are all humans so weird or just my stupid tamer?

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

In general, people aren't used to things being near them when we wake up. It's an instinct thing. We sleep usually only when we're safe and secure. Someone in our personal space startles that.

I wouldn't worry too much about it. I'd corner him, if I were you, and see what the issue is.

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

It makes sense...Noir's never really had a good nights rest...bad dreams he says...

I don't think cornering him's an option right now he's kinda...gone...seriously he moved pretty fast for a guy still not used to walking on his own two feet...which I guess is good for his rehab...

Plus Jinx took all the clothes in the room so I'm still naked...not that I mind but I'm told that's bad...why is it bad? It feels good.

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

There is something to be said for modesty. Among humans, being naked is not generally an enviable state in general.

Some people like it in small doses, I guess.

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Humans are weird...I guess I'll have to find something...oh hey I bet Shadow Link or Vio left some clothes laying around...where did they go anyway? Oh well...

[turntoshadow.livejournal.com]

*And now Pico has a naked little boy poking at her side.*

...tamer is usually back when I wake up. But it feels darker than it should be...

And tamer isn't back yet.

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

YAH! Oh geeze it's you...yeah I don't know where he is either kid but we'll stick together till we find him.

*Is totally not bothered by the nudity*

[turntoshadow.livejournal.com]

*Stares at her before he smiles and makes a beeping noise.*

Thank you, miss other Digimon.

*Doesn't know the names. Was still rather young, after all.*

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

^_^ Oh you're just adorable! You can call me Miss Pico or big sister or something equally adorable!

*wraps him in a bedsheet toga and one for herself just till they can find clothes*

Seriously you're much too cute for that grumpy tamer of yours.

*Takes him by the hand to lead him off*

[turntoshadow.livejournal.com]

*Squeaks in response.*

A-all right, big sister.

And my tamer isn't grumpy! He just acts like it, but inside, he's...

*Follows her, trailing off.*

[silverskymagic.livejournal.com]

.........

Wow, Pico. Nice!

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

I know right? That had to be one of his best shocked faces ever! Now if I could just figure out why it worked so well...was it just because I was naked or...

[silverskymagic.livejournal.com]

*he's getting a nosebleed just thinking about it*

I-it's probably because you were... uh, naked.

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

But he's seen naked people before!

Wait! You're human right?

[Attached: Picture of Pico as a human]

Am I ugly? I mean I could understand if I was like a scary wicked witchmon or something...

[silverskymagic.livejournal.com]

... I'm going to put this bluntly, Pico.

You're hot.

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Really?!? Thanks! O///O

S...so...if i'm hot...and naked...WHY THE HELL DID YOU RUN OFF NOIR!?!? SOMEONE FIND HIM AND DRAG HIS ASS BACK SO I CAN SQUISH HIM WITH MY GIRLBOOBS TILL HE TELLS ME!!!

[silverskymagic.livejournal.com]

Hell if I know! You must have reminded him of someone he used to know! I would have paid to be him at that moment...

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Someone he knows? What makes you say that? Do you know something? Tell me! I'm gonna smother you if you don't!

[silverskymagic.livejournal.com]

Don't look at me, I don't know! It was just a suggestion!

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

Grrrr...when I get him back here he is in for such a world of hurt! I'm hot damnit he should be ogling me!

Anon

[luminarydream.livejournal.com]

....

Can I ask what you look like?

Re: Anon

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

[attached: Picture of naked HumanPico]

According to Kaito I'm hot...you can't see it but I'm shrugging...hey I've got shoulders I just realized! That's cool.

Anon/Locked to Pico

[luminarydream.livejournal.com]

....

You are quite attractive.

The problem is...you look like the woman he has bad memories of.

Re: Anon/Locked to Pico [Thought process comes to a screeching hault]

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

...come again?

Re: Anon/Locked to Pico [Selene didn't mean to break her]

[luminarydream.livejournal.com]

...you look like someone he has bad memories of.

I can't say anymore. It's really not my place, but at least then you could...be a bit more aware of the situation.

Re: Anon/Locked to Pico [Blame Yggdrasil]

[fedorafan.livejournal.com]

...

...

THIS ISN'T FAIR! T_T

Re: Anon/Locked to Pico [Blame Yggdrasil]

[luminarydream.livejournal.com]

...no, it doesn't seem it is.